Here are some stories for your Monday:
-- Brit "comedian" calls America's president "a retard" and supports Obama. This, coming from a country that still bows to a queen.
-- Columnist says Democrats need to learn how to respect average Americans if they want their votes. Hey, vote Democrat, because we're here to help you, you backward redneck idiot with your flag and your gun.
-- Tammy Bruce talks about the election from a feminist perspective. Don't vote for a party platform, look at the bigger picture.
-- New al-Qaida video slams Iran for not being mean enough. We know you already kill gays and people who dance, but you're not killing enough fellow Muslims.
-- MSNBC puts political analysts Olbermann and Matthews back on analysis so they won't keep slanting the news. People complain about FOX's O'Reilly and Hannity, but those shows are labeled as 'analysis' and are not part of the 'news' presentation.